Romans wrote on pygmies and surface rate proofreader
A few years ago, when I first discovered the joys of the internet, I came across a joke. Sorry, we then simple logic did not allow to save your joke, because I was convinced that I can find it at any time. I was as wrong!
The man before dia de la madre a judge, accused of murder with intent. dia de la madre Judge: We have a case of heavy delict bloody murder with intent. The accused, what you have to say in defense? Please order to facilitate the adjudication tell all your mitigating circumstances. Accused: She was stupid ... I had to kill her. Judge: This is not a mitigating circumstance, nor an excuse for crime. If you do not want to spend the rest of his life in prison, you need to find something more convincing. The accused: Okay, honorable judge ... listen to my story. We lived in the block. Above us lived a family with two kids. It was very unfortunate children were very backward in growth. Son was in 12 years, 80 cm tall, elderly 19 years old and only 85 cm. One day I was in a conversation with his wife said how sad it is and how I was serious. Yes, said the woman ... these are the Pyrenees. I say ... I think you Pygmies. Does not deter her ... Pygmies are what we have under the skin and what makes summer blackened. dia de la madre This is a pigment, ... observe. No, the pigment is what ... to what they wrote Romans. For god's wife ... it was parchment. No, parchment dia de la madre ... is when someone dia de la madre reads or shows only one part of a text. Dear Judge, you probably believe that I could not be more clear that it is a fragment. I went on a three-seater, lay down and began to read the newspaper. Soon comes my wife ... with a book in hand, lying next to me ... opens the book and begins to read part of a text. Honey, look ... "The sun terrace handbags was the teacher of the smart symbol 15" I took the book ... looked at her and said - my dear wife, this is a book in French, and it says here ... La Marquise de Pompadour dia de la madre est la Maîtresse de Louis XV, which means that Marquise de Pompadour was mistress of Louis the 15-th ... No, she says, it must be literally translated, La parquise the sunny terrace, Pompadour's Purses, La Maîtresse is a teacher and Louis XV 15 macro. And she continues ... I know this for sure. I have nothing special classes in French and exercises with his legionnaires. I say ... do you think proofreader. No, proofreader dia de la madre ... the Greek hero. It was Hektor and was of Troy. No, she says ... Hector is a surface rate. Rate on the surface of the hectare. Not hectare is divine drink. Dear wife, the divine drink called nectar. Not really, this is a river in Germany, dia de la madre to deter her. River in southern Germany called the Neckar. No, you do not know, I'm already as a little girl sang a duet with a friend on the River Nektar. In a duet, you probably thought. Do not play when the duo NK Železničar and my Sarajevo. Dear Judge ... then I took a hammer and hit her on the head. Finally, shut up. Judge: Conviction ... The accused is not guilty ... I would have been in Hector with a hammer on the head.
Already a joke when I first read it, I loved it, but today much more, because some of these concepts even know. Anyway I know that I would write a blog in the 80s ... even if the technology will be so advanced that I just thought the text and it will natipkalo. I hope no spelling errors because the computer I really will not be bothered to repair. [ ]
Nice show the bad side of the Internet, because the usefulness of internet usability of the library shows precisely in such cases, as they are not semantically organized. In the library, if there was such a joke in the book, you would find within 5 minutes I also like the joke xD Urska Sunshine says: 14.06.2011 at 11:54
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A few years ago, when I first discovered the joys of the internet, I came across a joke. Sorry, we then simple logic did not allow to save your joke, because I was convinced that I can find it at any time. I was as wrong!
The man before dia de la madre a judge, accused of murder with intent. dia de la madre Judge: We have a case of heavy delict bloody murder with intent. The accused, what you have to say in defense? Please order to facilitate the adjudication tell all your mitigating circumstances. Accused: She was stupid ... I had to kill her. Judge: This is not a mitigating circumstance, nor an excuse for crime. If you do not want to spend the rest of his life in prison, you need to find something more convincing. The accused: Okay, honorable judge ... listen to my story. We lived in the block. Above us lived a family with two kids. It was very unfortunate children were very backward in growth. Son was in 12 years, 80 cm tall, elderly 19 years old and only 85 cm. One day I was in a conversation with his wife said how sad it is and how I was serious. Yes, said the woman ... these are the Pyrenees. I say ... I think you Pygmies. Does not deter her ... Pygmies are what we have under the skin and what makes summer blackened. dia de la madre This is a pigment, ... observe. No, the pigment is what ... to what they wrote Romans. For god's wife ... it was parchment. No, parchment dia de la madre ... is when someone dia de la madre reads or shows only one part of a text. Dear Judge, you probably believe that I could not be more clear that it is a fragment. I went on a three-seater, lay down and began to read the newspaper. Soon comes my wife ... with a book in hand, lying next to me ... opens the book and begins to read part of a text. Honey, look ... "The sun terrace handbags was the teacher of the smart symbol 15" I took the book ... looked at her and said - my dear wife, this is a book in French, and it says here ... La Marquise de Pompadour dia de la madre est la Maîtresse de Louis XV, which means that Marquise de Pompadour was mistress of Louis the 15-th ... No, she says, it must be literally translated, La parquise the sunny terrace, Pompadour's Purses, La Maîtresse is a teacher and Louis XV 15 macro. And she continues ... I know this for sure. I have nothing special classes in French and exercises with his legionnaires. I say ... do you think proofreader. No, proofreader dia de la madre ... the Greek hero. It was Hektor and was of Troy. No, she says ... Hector is a surface rate. Rate on the surface of the hectare. Not hectare is divine drink. Dear wife, the divine drink called nectar. Not really, this is a river in Germany, dia de la madre to deter her. River in southern Germany called the Neckar. No, you do not know, I'm already as a little girl sang a duet with a friend on the River Nektar. In a duet, you probably thought. Do not play when the duo NK Železničar and my Sarajevo. Dear Judge ... then I took a hammer and hit her on the head. Finally, shut up. Judge: Conviction ... The accused is not guilty ... I would have been in Hector with a hammer on the head.
Already a joke when I first read it, I loved it, but today much more, because some of these concepts even know. Anyway I know that I would write a blog in the 80s ... even if the technology will be so advanced that I just thought the text and it will natipkalo. I hope no spelling errors because the computer I really will not be bothered to repair. [ ]
Nice show the bad side of the Internet, because the usefulness of internet usability of the library shows precisely in such cases, as they are not semantically organized. In the library, if there was such a joke in the book, you would find within 5 minutes I also like the joke xD Urska Sunshine says: 14.06.2011 at 11:54
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Nothing is more important than writing a blog I should stop worrying unfair assessment of the college Who uses Windows 8 and why!? Where is Turnovo? But it's there ... Garmin program prevents me from športanje Night publication bottle in bed with me 6 completely true facts about me Big Brother strikes again!
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